1 00:00:55,530 --> 00:00:57,090 Lushina, how may I serve you? 2 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,510 I need you to travel to the third planet in the galaxy of the yellow sun. 3 00:01:03,950 --> 00:01:04,970 It's called Earth. 4 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:06,790 And our mission there? 5 00:01:07,510 --> 00:01:08,590 To find a man. 6 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:12,530 A Kryptonian who has powers beyond anybody on that planet. 7 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:14,130 He is the son of Jor -El. 8 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:16,250 They call him Superman. 9 00:01:18,050 --> 00:01:21,970 Our master's army is ready to invade Earth, but he could be a major 10 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,140 Now we either need him on our side or gone. 11 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,720 Understood. Recruit or? 12 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:29,700 Neutralize. 13 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,990 Time is out of joint, as Shakespeare said. 14 00:02:27,490 --> 00:02:31,970 World leaders have shown themselves to be deranged criminals, financial 15 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:35,730 stability has collapsed, and races are divided. 16 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:40,190 Even nature has betrayed us with disasters across the globe. 17 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:46,250 In the past, mankind has leaned on great figures of history and legend, but we 18 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,110 have turned our backs on ours, even betrayed them. 19 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:53,270 As a result, there is no protection, no justice. 20 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:58,910 Now, more than ever, we must ask ourselves, where are the heroes? 21 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:03,370 Join me tomorrow night at 8 p .m. for a very special sit -down with one of the 22 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:06,030 most controversial figures in modern history. 23 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,420 Hey, Princess. 24 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,340 Are you ready to try with something that hits back? 25 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,680 Ready to get your butt kicked, Lefty? 26 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:29,340 Oh my God, I'm so sorry, sweetheart. I did not mean to. 27 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:34,600 Sweetheart, I really didn't mean to. 28 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,060 I just got a lot on my mind right now. 29 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,680 Control, Diana. 30 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:45,040 You of all people should have control. 31 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 And you know it. 32 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:49,880 I'm sorry, babe. 33 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,880 Can I make it up to you? 34 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:18,590 Miss Prince? 35 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:23,610 Didn't mean to interrupt. 36 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:27,550 I'm Captain Hal Jordan. I'm from the Pentagon. 37 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:32,730 You, uh, you called us? 38 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,170 I called Amanda Waller. 39 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:40,110 Yes, and Miss Waller contacted me. 40 00:05:41,289 --> 00:05:44,610 Okay, you know what? I'm going to leave you two to whatever government shit you 41 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,610 need to talk about. 42 00:05:46,690 --> 00:05:47,690 Wait. 43 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:49,130 It's all right. 44 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:52,990 I have a warm bath and a glass of Merlot waiting for me at home. 45 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:54,630 You mind locking up? 46 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,930 Sure. Okay, you can drop the keys off later. 47 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:28,150 So, Waller, can you just call me back? 48 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:31,530 My apologies. I have orders to operate under the radar. 49 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:33,770 To what end? 50 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:37,090 Well, to inform you that you're not the only soldier who can deal with 51 00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:38,090 extraterrestrials. 52 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:44,690 See, about a year ago, I was recruited by an intergalactic police force to 53 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:46,670 this very sector of space. 54 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:52,330 I was training in a distant solar system, and now I'm back to serve as the 55 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:53,330 Lantern. 56 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:54,470 The Green... 57 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,840 Lantern. That's right. 58 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:07,820 See, the intergalactic police force is called the Green Lantern Corps. 59 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,539 They're amazing. 60 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,780 Thousands of years ahead of us. 61 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,100 Uh -huh. 62 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:15,320 So let me get this straight. 63 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:20,680 These super -evolved space cops who are capable of protecting entire galaxies 64 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,580 sent you here to protect Earth? 65 00:07:24,190 --> 00:07:26,570 armed with a lantern. 66 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:33,510 Now you see, the lantern is used to charge this. 67 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:45,910 In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil 68 00:07:45,910 --> 00:07:47,150 shall escape my sight. 69 00:07:47,530 --> 00:07:52,710 Let those who worship evil's might fear the green lantern's might! 70 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:08,350 Yeah, listen, I understand that the oath is pretty corny, but, um, I mean, the 71 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:09,350 getup? 72 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:10,950 I mean, look at this. 73 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:13,790 You look fucking awesome. 74 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:16,810 Yeah, and so much for under the radar. 75 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:19,230 Right. 76 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:24,110 Listen, Diana, I am, I'm here, okay? 77 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:26,390 And I'm willing to fight with you. 78 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:43,460 My golden lasso will tell me if you're being truthful. 79 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:49,420 Okay. Go for it, Wonder Woman. 80 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,520 I do sense bravery. 81 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,460 Thanks. And valor. 82 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,820 What is your purpose here? 83 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:13,150 to determine the extent of the threat that you've discovered and help you 84 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:14,150 Earth and its inhabitants. 85 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,250 What are your powers? 86 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:23,810 The string gives me immense powers and abilities by harnessing my willpower. 87 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:30,310 See, I can fly over Mach 10 in atmosphere just by creating an 88 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,470 envelope around myself. 89 00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:35,550 Now, if I'm towing another person, it's just... 90 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,400 speed of sound, which is 1 ,440 miles per hour. 91 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:42,520 And, you know, just put that out there in case you want to go for a ride or 92 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,860 something. Mm -hmm. 93 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:47,940 And what are your weaknesses? 94 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,420 Weaknesses? I don't know. Ah, yellow. 95 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,320 Yellow? 96 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,260 Yeah, yellow. 97 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:03,500 Look, because of a yellow impurity inside of my lantern, 98 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:10,940 power core you know it just doesn't affect me that are yellow it's super 99 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:14,700 yeah yeah it is 100 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:21,640 what else are you not telling 101 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:28,320 me oh um i think you're extremely attractive and i really want to kiss you 102 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,320 really really bad 103 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,160 You're not so fast. 104 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,500 I gotta see if you're worthy first. 105 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:51,860 Oh, Miss Prince. 106 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,099 Oh. 107 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,420 Oh. Oh. 108 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:55,760 Oh. Oh. Oh. 109 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,440 Oh. Oh. Oh. 110 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,360 Thank you. 111 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,120 Well you taste brave and chivalrous. 112 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,390 Thank you. 113 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,920 Powerful cough. 114 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,640 God. God. 115 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,720 and appreciate her. 116 00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:35,959 That's it. 117 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,720 Oh, yeah. 118 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:41,720 Let me see. 119 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,400 I'm willing to get dirty for a good cause. 120 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,640 Uh -huh. 121 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:58,660 Uh -huh. 122 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,540 Oh, I'm sure they didn't teach you this at the mystery house. 123 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:03,920 Nobody taught me anything. 124 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,380 I don't know. I'm an Amazon warrior. 125 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,200 I need your help. 126 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:16,360 And when I don't want your help, what am I going to do? 127 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,560 Our duties are bigger than me. 128 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,120 It's bigger than your cock, believe it or not. 129 00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:29,020 But one thing at a time. 130 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,690 Mm -hmm. 131 00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,850 Nice and warm in there for you. 132 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,310 Mm -hmm. 133 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,770 Oh, yeah. 134 00:15:56,290 --> 00:16:01,090 Every part of my body is dedicated to this. 135 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,650 Mm -hmm. 136 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,150 Okay. 137 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,250 Oh, okay. 138 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:09,030 Oh, yeah. 139 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,650 Oh, is there something in there? Yes. 140 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,130 Uh -huh. 141 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:24,700 I'm so good after all of you. 142 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,340 Dirty boy. 143 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:39,340 That's what he wrote about. I can't forget. 144 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:33,490 four o 'clock 145 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,480 I have to see how well you fare. 146 00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:59,440 Before I can let you officially join, I have to see if you can handle a more 147 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,460 difficult adversary. 148 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,060 I'm going to have you sticking in my ass. 149 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,980 Wait, did you just say that, Amazon? 150 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:07,940 Yeah. 151 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,780 He's done all the work. 152 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:33,040 How dare you push me around? 153 00:27:01,409 --> 00:27:02,409 Yeah. Oh, 154 00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:04,830 fuck, yes. 155 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,310 Oh, fuck. 156 00:27:06,670 --> 00:27:08,630 Yeah, make me take that fucking cock. 157 00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:10,610 Yeah, show me how good you are. 158 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:14,690 Yeah. Oh, you're just going to be such a valuable member of my... 159 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,860 That's it right there. Yes. 160 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,980 Fuck yeah. 161 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:07,670 I think we should. 162 00:34:09,010 --> 00:34:10,010 Welcome to the league. 163 00:34:34,030 --> 00:34:36,949 A galactic conqueror with a powerful army is coming. 164 00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:39,250 His name is Darkseid. 165 00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:43,449 Darkseid? 166 00:34:44,429 --> 00:34:47,429 Oh, man. 167 00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:53,790 You know, I thought, you know, the Green Lantern was a pretty cheesy one, but 168 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:56,469 Darkseid? Like, who comes up with these names? 169 00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:58,890 Darkseid. 170 00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:02,530 It's actually spelled S -E -I -D. 171 00:35:05,390 --> 00:35:06,390 S -E -I -D. 172 00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:09,150 Okay, well that's a totally different thing then. 173 00:35:10,050 --> 00:35:11,390 Wow, that's terrifying. 174 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,710 What are we going to do? 175 00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:15,430 Just cut the sarcasm, Hal. 176 00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:20,110 This is serious. And we need all the help we can get now that Batman retired. 177 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,030 What about Superman? 178 00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:27,310 Dumb man. 179 00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:32,650 Bar. 180 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,060 I was expecting the fortress of a conqueror. 181 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:54,100 Just because the radioactivity monitor shows a high concentration of kryptonite 182 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:55,200 doesn't mean he's anywhere near. 183 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:57,160 In fact, he's probably very far away. 184 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,240 The green rock is actually harmful to him within Earth's atmosphere. 185 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,040 I guess we have to start somewhere. 186 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,100 Hmm. 187 00:38:17,770 --> 00:38:18,990 Maybe not so far. 188 00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:39,390 A Kryptonian warrior who dwells among scythes and manure? 189 00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:47,030 Nope. 190 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,300 Name's Kent. 191 00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:51,000 Born and raised on this farm. 192 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,000 Not according to my scanner, Kal -El. 193 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,080 That's weird. 194 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,920 I've come here to ask you to join my master and rule this planet. 195 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,420 Yeah, for that I'd have to care what happens outside these fences. 196 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,360 And I don't. You no longer protect this world? 197 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:14,760 Just this farm. 198 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,620 Who are you? 199 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:18,920 My name is Knockout. 200 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,840 I'm one of Darkseid's female theories from the planet Apocalypse. 201 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:26,100 Superman. Don't call me that. 202 00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:53,090 Steady flow of this here hooch keeps me good old farm boy Clark. 203 00:39:53,910 --> 00:39:55,390 There's no Superman around here. 204 00:39:57,330 --> 00:39:59,250 You're drinking distilled kryptonite? 205 00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,450 Just enough to keep me grounded. 206 00:40:02,090 --> 00:40:03,090 And powerless. 207 00:40:04,490 --> 00:40:06,150 Go back to wherever you came from. 208 00:40:09,050 --> 00:40:10,050 Or don't. 209 00:40:10,170 --> 00:40:11,170 I don't care. 210 00:40:12,770 --> 00:40:18,490 Kryptonite or not, my mother box still detects tremendous power within you, Kal 211 00:40:18,490 --> 00:40:19,490 -El. 212 00:40:22,259 --> 00:40:23,420 Mothers always did like me. 213 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,480 Perhaps you can be the juice. 214 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,380 Via the dark side. 215 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:11,580 And perhaps you might be able to tell me where I could find the Dark Knight. 216 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:58,859 Thank you. 217 00:42:58,860 --> 00:42:59,860 Thank you. 218 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,680 Thank you. 219 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,400 Now he's the thing you like this, Bruce. 220 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,360 Not anymore, at least. 221 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,140 What do you want, Diana? 222 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:03,020 It's Clark. 223 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,540 Stealing kryptonite for him seemed like a merciful gesture. 224 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,940 Yeah, and now he's addicted to it. 225 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,880 He's lost on that farm. 226 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:14,880 He's crushed, Diana. 227 00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:18,740 Losing Lois was hard for both of us. 228 00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:21,120 But when Kara left... 229 00:50:22,350 --> 00:50:25,870 He felt like... He felt like a different kind of loneliness. 230 00:50:26,990 --> 00:50:32,350 I just... I didn't anticipate his desire to become human. 231 00:50:32,570 --> 00:50:33,570 To be permanent. 232 00:50:37,310 --> 00:50:40,610 The oracles of Themyscira are never wrong, Bruce. 233 00:50:42,670 --> 00:50:46,890 Armies for an overlord called Darkseid are near. 234 00:50:47,550 --> 00:50:50,130 Earth needs every hero that it has. 235 00:50:50,910 --> 00:50:52,050 Count the Batman out. 236 00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:57,810 What did you expect him to do, suit up again? 237 00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:02,110 His last run -in with the League of Assassins almost shattered his spine. 238 00:51:02,590 --> 00:51:03,590 It's true. 239 00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:06,150 Although I'm almost fully recovered. 240 00:51:07,810 --> 00:51:09,770 Yeah, well, Bruce has new priorities now. 241 00:51:10,510 --> 00:51:11,570 And we both do. 242 00:51:12,190 --> 00:51:13,330 You don't understand. 243 00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:16,990 Unless we unite, there's going to be no future to prioritize. 244 00:51:18,010 --> 00:51:20,030 And what the fuck do you know about the future? 245 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,260 About life? About love? 246 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,180 You're less human than Clark. 247 00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:28,520 Now get the fuck out of my house before I claw a frown on that pretty face of 248 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,520 yours. 249 00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:35,180 There is a new crusader in Gotham. 250 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:37,320 She's smart. 251 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,360 Different. 252 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,320 Strong. 253 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,700 For fuck's sake. 254 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,040 Kate Kane? 255 00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:46,420 Good luck. 256 00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:48,820 Well... 257 00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,560 She and I don't exactly see cow to cow. 258 00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:56,280 Where do I find her? 259 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,920 I put a tracker on her. 260 00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:13,320 I remember when those glasses were just a disguise. 261 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,340 that click faster than a speeding locomotive anymore. 262 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:37,760 So, um, did you hear about those protests up in Metropolis? 263 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,580 It's all over the news. 264 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,520 Lex Luthor resurfaced. 265 00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,560 Yeah, and that's Metropolis' problem now. 266 00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:51,380 So you really don't care? 267 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,940 I heard something earlier coming from the barn. 268 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:15,620 And when I looked outside, I saw a woman going into some type 269 00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:19,200 of Stargate thing. 270 00:53:21,300 --> 00:53:23,880 Do you want to tell me what that was about? 271 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:39,660 I hoped that they had news about your cousin. 272 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,800 Carol's even less accepted on this mud hole than I am. 273 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:58,760 Well, she didn't have the safe place that you did. 274 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:00,680 The farm. 275 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:10,740 You know, sometimes I look out that window, and I swear I see 276 00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:15,980 you when we were kids, running through those fields, 277 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:19,240 discovering your strength. 278 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,420 Yeah, and I almost burned down the barn when we were in the third grade with my 279 00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:25,420 heat vision. 280 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,120 You know that you can always hide here, Clark. 281 00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:32,060 I'm not hiding, Lana. 282 00:54:32,650 --> 00:54:33,890 I'm just not helping anymore. 283 00:54:34,490 --> 00:54:35,550 Doubt that I ever did. 284 00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:45,030 Hey, that's not true. 285 00:54:46,270 --> 00:54:47,990 You're still the Earth's greatest hero. 286 00:54:51,290 --> 00:54:53,310 Until I fail, you'll make a mistake. 287 00:54:54,470 --> 00:54:55,950 I'm just some alien menace. 288 00:54:56,230 --> 00:55:00,810 Oh, sounds like Superman's feeling way too tired. I'm hurting, Lana! 289 00:55:01,230 --> 00:55:03,810 And when someone like me hurts, with my powers, nobody is safe. 290 00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:07,790 So just be glad that I'm here, drunk and neutered. The days of Superman are 291 00:55:07,790 --> 00:55:08,729 done. 292 00:55:08,730 --> 00:55:11,630 Can you imagine the kind of damage I could do if I was out there? 293 00:55:12,150 --> 00:55:16,170 Oh, I know the damage that you're capable of. I'm not blind, Clark. 294 00:55:17,130 --> 00:55:20,150 I saw you with that whore. 295 00:55:22,470 --> 00:55:26,970 And you seemed more than happy just to hand the fucking world to her. 296 00:55:28,610 --> 00:55:29,610 You're a bastard. 297 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:34,080 Listen, she's not the threat you think she is. 298 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,280 Look, 299 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:42,040 I may be just a hick from Smallville, but even I can tell she's bad news. 300 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,000 And so should you, Superman. 301 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,520 Then what do you want me to do about it? Go tie on my red cape and go after her? 302 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:56,120 If that's what it takes, then just go. Yeah, go. 303 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,860 Do you not see me? 304 00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:01,010 I'm powerless. 305 00:56:01,330 --> 00:56:04,550 I'm a drunk, powerless alien that destroys everything that I touch. 306 00:56:09,050 --> 00:56:10,050 Including you. 307 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,910 No. No, I'm stronger than that. 308 00:56:24,790 --> 00:56:25,970 I don't know if I am. 309 00:56:28,110 --> 00:56:29,730 I don't even know who I am anymore, Lana. 310 00:56:33,870 --> 00:56:35,530 You're who your folks raised you to be. 311 00:56:37,830 --> 00:56:40,490 With or without your powers. 312 00:57:18,790 --> 00:57:22,390 What the fuck? Your guy said the stuff was gonna be here and it is not here. 313 00:57:22,570 --> 00:57:24,490 Hey, it's not my guy, it's Sal's guy. 314 00:57:24,910 --> 00:57:27,050 Sal's an idiot because it is not here. 315 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:32,240 But I strongly recommend you pack up your things and go home. 316 00:57:33,260 --> 00:57:35,060 While you can still walk. 317 00:58:06,730 --> 00:58:07,730 Not bad. 318 00:58:09,030 --> 00:58:12,510 There's no reason to be enemies, Miss Kane. In fact, you know my true identity 319 00:58:12,510 --> 00:58:13,510 is reason enough. 320 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:16,250 Stand down. 321 00:58:16,510 --> 00:58:19,150 I'm only here to get you to join the heroes of Earth. 322 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:38,900 sexist, misogynistic, pig alive. 323 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,200 You see men as adversaries. 324 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:48,160 I grew up surrounded by women, so believe me, I do appreciate our 325 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:55,260 But there is a greater good, Kate, as cliche as it sounds. 326 00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:07,450 I grew up surrounded by women, too, Princess. 327 00:59:09,330 --> 00:59:11,190 My lovely mother. 328 00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:15,790 My beautiful kind sister. 329 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:19,170 They were both executed. 330 00:59:22,150 --> 00:59:24,390 Point blank. 331 00:59:26,870 --> 00:59:28,510 Right in front of me. 332 00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:30,830 Good times. 333 00:59:32,350 --> 00:59:33,930 I know your story. 334 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,720 But I also know that your father was Colonel Jacob Kane. 335 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,500 He trained you and made you who you are. 336 00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:45,620 Men can be quite useless. You don't know jack shit. 337 00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:49,040 And spare me the pity and the rhetoric, please. 338 00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:50,440 I didn't mean to. 339 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,100 I know that there is no healing of your wounds. 340 00:59:55,460 --> 00:59:56,840 But I need you. 341 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:03,240 Oh, careful how you choose your words now. 342 01:00:04,110 --> 01:00:09,250 Oh, I'm going to level with you, Wonder Woman. 343 01:00:09,990 --> 01:00:15,430 Bruce Wayne, he's the reason I became who I am. 344 01:00:15,810 --> 01:00:22,670 He's the reason why I continue to hurt people, to 345 01:00:22,670 --> 01:00:23,790 numb the pain. 346 01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:26,410 And it works. 347 01:00:28,370 --> 01:00:29,590 But where? 348 01:00:34,190 --> 01:00:41,090 Batman, now that you need him, the Dark Knight is nothing but a selfish bastard 349 01:00:41,090 --> 01:00:46,430 who gave up on everybody except himself. 350 01:00:49,550 --> 01:00:52,190 That's what men do, sweetheart. 351 01:00:55,490 --> 01:01:00,710 That is why I have no use for them. 352 01:01:06,570 --> 01:01:12,970 Women, on the other hand, I have no problem using 353 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:15,450 or abusing. 354 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,990 You can't be serious. 355 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,560 They told me about you. 356 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,680 Bruce didn't like you so much. 357 01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:55,640 I fucking talk about Bruce right now. I can see why. 358 01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:59,160 He squeezes his dick. 359 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,780 I can see. I can tell. 360 01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:16,300 Show me what I have to do to convince you to join. 361 01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:17,580 Yeah. 362 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:25,060 I think so much about your talent. 363 01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:33,920 My planet's full of women. Trust me. 364 01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:36,220 I know what it takes. 365 01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,720 I love women. 366 01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:42,880 I was kicked out of the military for fucking girls. 367 01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:47,880 why I work on my own. 368 01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:52,120 You can fuck all the women you want to. 369 01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:54,800 Join my league. 370 01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:57,600 I'll always be with you. 371 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,480 Women are the superior race. 372 01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:31,560 should be adored and worshipped. You are powerful. 373 01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:33,420 And that's why I want you. 374 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,020 Give me that ass. 375 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:38,940 You can have me. 376 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,560 Oh, that is a nice ass. 377 01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:51,560 And that wonder. 378 01:04:57,130 --> 01:04:59,690 Such a better ass than the chick I fucked the other day. 379 01:05:01,710 --> 01:05:03,510 An Amazon ad? 380 01:05:04,410 --> 01:05:05,910 An Amazon ad. 381 01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:09,630 Let me lick your ass. 382 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,750 Yes, 383 01:05:19,470 --> 01:05:20,490 that's it. 384 01:05:23,290 --> 01:05:24,570 You are nice. 385 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:30,760 You might be just the hero we're looking for. 386 01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:42,500 Falling into the depths of the world. 387 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,340 The depths of the asshole. 388 01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:11,720 You've never been fucked by a woman without a dick? 389 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:16,880 Let me show you. 390 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:21,180 Show me something I don't already know. 391 01:12:22,260 --> 01:12:28,280 Show me how a princess fucks with a 392 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:31,620 man. We don't need men. 393 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:46,780 Better than dead. 394 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:13,840 Bad woman. 395 01:16:56,110 --> 01:16:57,990 Die and his captain, Jordan, checks out. 396 01:17:00,570 --> 01:17:03,330 Waller tried to hide his stats behind a government firewall. 397 01:17:05,390 --> 01:17:06,590 So what's that mean? 398 01:17:07,610 --> 01:17:09,970 That means there's a real Green Lantern Corps. 399 01:17:10,650 --> 01:17:12,990 He could be a major asset to Earth's defenses. 400 01:17:15,410 --> 01:17:19,610 Just let it be. The Earth will always land on its feet. 401 01:17:22,230 --> 01:17:24,890 I gotta go, Selina. 402 01:17:26,190 --> 01:17:27,890 I have that meeting in the central city. 403 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,470 We'll talk about this later. 404 01:17:42,330 --> 01:17:47,850 He's a renowned scientist, entrepreneur, politician, and the world's wealthiest 405 01:17:47,850 --> 01:17:49,890 man for the 16th year in a row. 406 01:17:50,210 --> 01:17:54,470 This is his first interview since the impeachment and subsequent criminal 407 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:55,470 charges. 408 01:17:55,980 --> 01:18:01,360 Please welcome former President of the United States, Alexander Luther. 409 01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:16,680 They still really love you, don't they? 410 01:18:17,980 --> 01:18:19,180 It's a good feeling. 411 01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:20,820 A mutual one. 412 01:18:21,980 --> 01:18:24,760 I've dedicated my life to building a better world for them. 413 01:18:25,550 --> 01:18:26,870 May I call you Lex? 414 01:18:27,410 --> 01:18:28,410 Everybody does. 415 01:18:30,470 --> 01:18:32,230 You've had quite the life so far. 416 01:18:32,990 --> 01:18:36,110 Child of the suicide slums. Boy genius. 417 01:18:37,370 --> 01:18:39,970 Industrialist billionaire by your early 30s. 418 01:18:40,210 --> 01:18:45,270 Self -proclaimed czar of Metropolis. I believe that was Perry White that coined 419 01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:46,270 that term, actually. 420 01:18:46,310 --> 01:18:47,690 And then the White House. 421 01:18:49,230 --> 01:18:50,810 A controversial campaign. 422 01:18:51,450 --> 01:18:53,110 An unexpected victory. 423 01:18:53,550 --> 01:18:54,650 And then... 424 01:18:54,940 --> 01:18:56,280 The demonstrations began. 425 01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:03,380 Never in history has a commander -in -chief been so criticized, so vilified. 426 01:19:04,060 --> 01:19:06,380 How do you respond to such hatred? 427 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:10,540 Well, Kat, first I'd like to thank you for having me here today. 428 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:16,780 I'd also like to point out that I resigned before the impeachment. 429 01:19:17,660 --> 01:19:22,400 And to this day, I still haven't been found guilty of any... 430 01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,980 of the charges that were brought against me. 431 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:31,640 And I can assure you that I will prove beyond any doubt that these allegations 432 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:36,960 are just a product of the scandal -hungry press using fake news to develop 433 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:38,020 alternate truths. 434 01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:41,840 Okay, just help me understand. 435 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:47,140 We are responsible for your transgressions. 436 01:19:48,810 --> 01:19:53,610 That's not what I said. Well, then you are saying that LexCorp, the company you 437 01:19:53,610 --> 01:19:58,330 never divested yourself of, is guilt -free in the bizarro genetics crisis, 438 01:19:58,710 --> 01:20:01,970 illegal weapons sales, and polluting the Atlantic Ocean. 439 01:20:02,490 --> 01:20:06,830 Proven as fact by Arthur Curry and his environmentalists. 440 01:20:07,510 --> 01:20:09,350 You say environmentalists. 441 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:11,470 I say terrorists. 442 01:20:12,550 --> 01:20:14,590 We don't hear much from them anymore, do we? 443 01:20:15,490 --> 01:20:17,450 Suddenly, with me out of office... 444 01:20:17,930 --> 01:20:22,130 Mr. Curry just about vanished, and their issues are still standing. 445 01:20:22,990 --> 01:20:25,930 Yet his people don't seem to be pushing for reform anymore. 446 01:20:26,950 --> 01:20:30,350 Maybe it's because they're in the pocket of the Liberal Party. 447 01:20:30,890 --> 01:20:32,850 You didn't answer my question, Lex. 448 01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:37,450 And what about the allegations that you had something to do with Curry's sudden 449 01:20:37,450 --> 01:20:38,450 disappearance? 450 01:20:41,890 --> 01:20:43,250 That's preposterous. 451 01:20:43,610 --> 01:20:46,430 As a matter of fact, just this morning... 452 01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:51,720 I set up a $10 million fund to help find Mr. Curry, right along the Atlantic 453 01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:53,180 track where his ship disappeared. 454 01:20:53,780 --> 01:20:59,120 You can read all about it, www .findarthacurry .com. 455 01:21:09,940 --> 01:21:11,820 That's very noble of you. 456 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:15,340 But it doesn't undo the damage that you did during your presidency. 457 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:20,860 Do you care to talk about cutting funding for Meals for Kids and the 458 01:21:20,860 --> 01:21:22,100 had on global hunger? 459 01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,880 I've made some mistakes, Ms. Grant. 460 01:21:28,140 --> 01:21:29,820 I'm not oblivious to that fact. 461 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:37,280 Sometimes power can be blinding. 462 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:45,080 See, first and foremost, I was always a businessman. 463 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,140 And I made decisions. 464 01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:55,060 Don't get me wrong, good decisions for the American people. 465 01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:58,900 But they weren't from the heart. 466 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:09,360 So today, I would like to use this platform to publicly announce my 467 01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:12,080 intent to rectify some of those mistakes. 468 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:19,060 By the end of the year, I will have liquidated 90 % of all of my holdings 469 01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:21,320 donated them to charities around the world. 470 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:27,780 We estimate the amount to exceed $170 billion. 471 01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:52,230 renowned investigative journalist, would you be willing to look into the alleged 472 01:22:52,230 --> 01:22:56,150 ties between President Ross and the Environmental Party? 473 01:23:00,570 --> 01:23:01,570 Yes. 474 01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:04,030 Yes, I would. 475 01:23:12,930 --> 01:23:13,930 Mr. 476 01:23:14,350 --> 01:23:16,330 Wayne, I wasn't... I know, Barry. 477 01:23:16,670 --> 01:23:17,670 Don't worry. 478 01:23:19,350 --> 01:23:21,530 Hmm. I like what you did with the place. 479 01:23:22,510 --> 01:23:25,810 Yeah, I know. It's a little bit of a mess. I've just been really busy on the 480 01:23:25,810 --> 01:23:27,330 costume project that you had me focus on. 481 01:23:28,510 --> 01:23:29,730 That's good. May I come in? 482 01:23:30,430 --> 01:23:31,430 Yeah. 483 01:23:31,510 --> 01:23:32,510 Okay. 484 01:23:32,810 --> 01:23:33,810 Yes, of course. 485 01:23:35,910 --> 01:23:38,150 And thank you so much for sending me up to this lab. 486 01:23:38,770 --> 01:23:40,350 I know it's been a little bit of fun. 487 01:23:42,090 --> 01:23:43,510 Here, let me get you a chair. 488 01:23:46,060 --> 01:23:47,320 I'm okay. Thank you. 489 01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:48,660 Okay. 490 01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,100 So, uh, what speed did you reach this week? 491 01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:53,520 Mach 14, sir. 492 01:23:54,260 --> 01:23:55,260 Stability? 493 01:23:55,660 --> 01:23:57,660 97%. Good. 494 01:23:58,040 --> 01:23:59,480 It's real good. Thank you. 495 01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:01,120 Let's talk about the costume. 496 01:24:02,260 --> 01:24:03,260 The costume? 497 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,500 No, right. 498 01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:08,060 Well, the goal is to find an engineer in lightweight, ultra -thin fabric that 499 01:24:08,060 --> 01:24:10,580 can provide variable thermal resistance at supersonic speed. 500 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:15,840 That way I wouldn't get these nasty friction burns that I've been getting 501 01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:18,700 over my body and whatnot. Yes. Yes, Barry. 502 01:24:18,980 --> 01:24:20,040 That's the whole idea. 503 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,440 Right. 504 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,360 And? 505 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:25,500 Yeah, 506 01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:26,680 I got it. 507 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:28,260 You got the fabric? 508 01:24:28,780 --> 01:24:29,780 Well, yeah, 509 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,440 I got the costume, too. You have the costume? 510 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:34,579 Yes, sir. 511 01:24:34,580 --> 01:24:35,580 Well, where is it? 512 01:24:35,740 --> 01:24:36,740 Oh. 513 01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:39,920 Uh, in the ring? 514 01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:41,820 Yep. It's all in there. 515 01:24:42,670 --> 01:24:46,170 I developed a special cold cast polyester fabric that can be molded into 516 01:24:46,170 --> 01:24:48,610 miniature outfits from liquid materials sensitive to hydrogen. 517 01:24:49,670 --> 01:24:53,690 Once released, the materials absorb the hydrogen in the atmosphere, expanding to 518 01:24:53,690 --> 01:24:54,690 full size. 519 01:24:56,430 --> 01:25:01,730 Would you like me to demonstrate it? By all means, please. 520 01:25:09,690 --> 01:25:14,490 God, Mr. Wayne, I am so sorry. I am still working on a lot of the kinks to 521 01:25:14,490 --> 01:25:16,730 perfect the costume and whatnot in the company of the Rean. 522 01:25:17,650 --> 01:25:18,950 Let the cut to the chase, Barry. 523 01:25:19,390 --> 01:25:21,250 We are facing a massive threat. 524 01:25:21,790 --> 01:25:23,490 Earth is facing a massive threat. 525 01:25:24,150 --> 01:25:28,730 I'm assembling a team of genetically enhanced individuals to help me defend 526 01:25:28,730 --> 01:25:29,950 planet. Really? 527 01:25:31,530 --> 01:25:32,530 Pretty cool. 528 01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:42,010 Wait, you want me to... I need you to cancel your plans and come with me. 529 01:25:42,390 --> 01:25:43,850 There's something I have to show you. 530 01:25:50,010 --> 01:25:51,750 That grandbitch went too far. 531 01:25:52,270 --> 01:25:53,270 Shut up, Murphy. 532 01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:07,210 Do you think she knows about Curry? 533 01:26:08,710 --> 01:26:10,110 Or Supergirl? 534 01:26:11,470 --> 01:26:13,370 Everyone will if you don't pipe down. 535 01:26:19,510 --> 01:26:21,110 Highest ratings of the year. 536 01:26:26,230 --> 01:26:27,510 Only of the year? 537 01:26:29,950 --> 01:26:31,230 Don't have to point it, Kat. 538 01:26:32,370 --> 01:26:33,810 We'll cheer up Buttercup. 539 01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:35,700 The headlines are coming in. 540 01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:46,820 How was that for broadcasting mixed messages? 541 01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:48,560 Was it what you wanted? 542 01:26:49,220 --> 01:26:51,920 That's the kind of journalism that made this country great. 543 01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:54,420 I thought so. 544 01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,400 Go wait in the car, Mercy. 545 01:27:01,580 --> 01:27:02,580 But what? 546 01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:06,080 Don't make me tell you again, please. 547 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,400 Wait. 548 01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:17,600 I think it's time we changed your views on gender equality. 549 01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:20,420 Mythgrave. 550 01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:23,380 Care to join us? 551 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:40,600 Thank you. 552 01:29:26,260 --> 01:29:29,060 Oh, yeah. 553 01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:10,080 Yeah, remember? 554 01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:17,900 If you're good, I might help you. 555 01:34:46,510 --> 01:34:47,910 Fuck. 556 01:35:03,530 --> 01:35:07,730 I don't know if it's okay to be hugging now. 557 01:35:11,090 --> 01:35:11,810 It 558 01:35:11,810 --> 01:35:20,490 looks 559 01:35:20,490 --> 01:35:24,630 so good. 560 01:36:01,290 --> 01:36:02,550 I'm so fucking done. 561 01:36:04,630 --> 01:36:06,470 I'm so fucking good. 562 01:36:07,370 --> 01:36:09,510 I'm so fucking good. 563 01:36:10,190 --> 01:36:12,010 Oh, yes. 564 01:36:37,260 --> 01:36:40,060 I'm sorry. 565 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,920 I can't. 566 01:49:35,950 --> 01:49:37,130 Show me what you can do. 567 01:50:28,219 --> 01:50:29,420 Good girl. 568 01:50:29,820 --> 01:50:30,980 Choke on that dick. 569 01:50:41,960 --> 01:50:42,960 But... 570 01:51:24,360 --> 01:51:25,400 I'm taking off. 571 01:52:51,400 --> 01:52:54,200 Thank you. 572 01:53:33,590 --> 01:53:36,370 Telling you, she was quite the firecracker. 573 01:53:38,230 --> 01:53:39,890 I'm telling you, I should have come with you. 574 01:53:40,630 --> 01:53:41,630 Yeah, no. 575 01:53:41,930 --> 01:53:43,990 She doesn't play so well with men. 576 01:53:45,310 --> 01:53:46,310 Sorry, Romeo. 577 01:53:48,410 --> 01:53:49,410 I could teach you. 578 01:53:51,870 --> 01:53:52,870 Okay. 579 01:53:53,390 --> 01:53:55,030 We have to get back to serious matters. 580 01:53:56,050 --> 01:53:57,170 Batwoman is not happening. 581 01:53:58,050 --> 01:53:59,050 Superman is out. 582 01:54:00,710 --> 01:54:04,720 I'm afraid if this threat is as big as we think, You and I just aren't going to 583 01:54:04,720 --> 01:54:05,720 be enough. 584 01:54:07,360 --> 01:54:08,360 We need Wayne. 585 01:54:08,980 --> 01:54:11,600 Well, we need his resources. 586 01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,400 Huh. 587 01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:27,600 Watch your step. 588 01:54:56,400 --> 01:55:00,940 This is the... The Batcave. 589 01:55:07,660 --> 01:55:14,020 Wait a minute. If this is the Batcave, then that means you're... 590 01:55:14,020 --> 01:55:19,060 Mr. Wayne? 591 01:55:20,420 --> 01:55:21,420 Mr. Wayne? 592 01:55:22,680 --> 01:55:23,900 You know, Barry... 593 01:55:24,910 --> 01:55:26,770 For being the fastest man on the planet. 594 01:55:27,310 --> 01:55:28,910 You sure are slow sometimes. 595 01:55:29,390 --> 01:55:30,390 Holy shit! 596 01:55:30,490 --> 01:55:32,130 Look, I'm not gonna lie. 597 01:55:33,130 --> 01:55:34,170 I miss this. 598 01:55:36,750 --> 01:55:37,930 Felt like a curse. 599 01:55:38,930 --> 01:55:40,090 Till I gave it up. 600 01:55:41,110 --> 01:55:42,110 Why'd you quit? 601 01:55:43,090 --> 01:55:44,410 I'm not sure if you'd understand. 602 01:55:45,990 --> 01:55:47,670 I don't mean to sound conceited. 603 01:55:47,970 --> 01:55:51,870 But on paper, you would think I had the perfect life. 604 01:55:52,770 --> 01:55:53,770 Wealth. 605 01:55:56,500 --> 01:56:00,660 Fame. But the truth is, inside, I was dying. 606 01:56:01,820 --> 01:56:05,420 I felt like I sold my soul to the devil for everything that a man could want. 607 01:56:07,240 --> 01:56:10,880 But yet, I couldn't even ask for the simplest wish. 608 01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:13,200 Happiness. 609 01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:17,080 I thought I couldn't. 610 01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:20,740 I thought I couldn't love, or that I deserved love. 611 01:56:22,400 --> 01:56:23,580 And then I met Selina. 612 01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:26,560 That's your wife. 613 01:56:27,640 --> 01:56:28,700 She's expecting, right? 614 01:56:29,360 --> 01:56:30,840 I can't wear the cape again, Barry. 615 01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:32,800 I owe it to her. 616 01:56:33,720 --> 01:56:34,940 And the son she's carrying. 617 01:56:37,300 --> 01:56:38,360 They deserve better. 618 01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:40,100 So does Earth. 619 01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:43,940 That suit still fits you well, Bruce. 620 01:56:44,540 --> 01:56:45,540 I agree. 621 01:56:52,660 --> 01:56:53,820 It's been hard to meet you, sir. 622 01:56:54,670 --> 01:56:56,270 That's not why I brought you here. 623 01:56:56,990 --> 01:56:58,870 I haven't changed my mind. 624 01:56:59,390 --> 01:57:01,930 I just wanted you to meet Dr. Barry Allen. 625 01:57:03,250 --> 01:57:08,730 He has some skills that I think will be extremely useful to your team, and he'll 626 01:57:08,730 --> 01:57:09,950 be taking over the Batcave. 627 01:57:11,910 --> 01:57:18,870 I am? Barry is a brilliant scientist and has the full support of 628 01:57:18,870 --> 01:57:19,870 Wayne Enterprises. 629 01:57:23,280 --> 01:57:24,540 Can I talk to you in private? 630 01:57:30,780 --> 01:57:31,780 Yikes. 631 01:57:33,020 --> 01:57:34,020 Hurry up. 632 01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:38,900 Diana, I really don't... What the hell is wrong with you, Bruce? 633 01:57:39,220 --> 01:57:41,360 Putting a kid in charge of the Batcave? 634 01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:43,580 You completely lost your mind. 635 01:57:44,380 --> 01:57:45,380 Trust me. 636 01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:47,500 He'll be a major asset. 637 01:57:49,440 --> 01:57:51,900 Don't judge him until you know what he can do. 638 01:57:52,380 --> 01:57:57,080 Come on now. You know you can't quit. I don't care how much you try to convince 639 01:57:57,080 --> 01:58:00,240 yourself. Don't you understand that we need you? 640 01:58:00,500 --> 01:58:05,480 My son needs a real father. He deserves a better life. Are you fucking blind? 641 01:58:05,800 --> 01:58:07,360 There won't be any life for him. 642 01:58:08,260 --> 01:58:09,360 Or any of us. 643 01:58:10,720 --> 01:58:14,520 All going to be finished if we can't stop what's about to happen. 644 01:58:16,120 --> 01:58:17,700 I made a promise, Diana. 645 01:58:22,250 --> 01:58:24,090 If this would be the first time that you lied. 646 01:58:28,910 --> 01:58:29,910 Stole? 647 01:58:32,410 --> 01:58:33,410 Cheated? 648 01:58:46,210 --> 01:58:47,210 Whoa. 649 01:58:49,830 --> 01:58:50,830 What? 650 01:59:12,110 --> 01:59:14,830 It holds a protective costume in it. 651 01:59:15,110 --> 01:59:16,110 Oh, you have a costume? 652 01:59:16,770 --> 01:59:18,690 It's a little cheesy, but... 653 01:59:19,070 --> 01:59:22,270 You know, I gotta wear the costume in order to run in Mach 14 and stuff like 654 01:59:22,270 --> 01:59:24,470 that. Otherwise, I get these big frictions. 655 01:59:24,990 --> 01:59:25,990 Yeah, 656 01:59:26,690 --> 01:59:32,510 but no big deal. Are you just gonna tell me about it? You wanna see it? Yeah, I 657 01:59:32,510 --> 01:59:33,510 wanna see it. 658 01:59:33,550 --> 01:59:34,590 Oh, yeah, of course. 659 01:59:38,830 --> 01:59:39,830 Ta -da! 660 01:59:41,290 --> 01:59:45,650 Uh, yeah, that's awesome, but don't you need to, like, see? 661 01:59:46,350 --> 01:59:47,350 Yeah. 662 01:59:51,640 --> 01:59:52,680 Done. All right. 663 01:59:53,440 --> 01:59:54,440 Yeah, what do you think? 664 01:59:54,700 --> 01:59:55,679 You look awesome. 665 01:59:55,680 --> 01:59:57,000 Yeah, not bad, right? Cool. 666 01:59:57,860 --> 02:00:00,980 One question. What do you do with all your civvy clothes? 667 02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:06,720 Oh, those are, you know, it's like a 668 02:00:06,720 --> 02:00:09,160 work in progress. 669 02:00:09,460 --> 02:00:11,300 Right. Working out the kinks, what they say. 670 02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:12,640 Right. 671 02:00:12,860 --> 02:00:15,300 Cool. Are you hearing that? 672 02:00:16,260 --> 02:00:17,260 Huh? 673 02:00:17,600 --> 02:00:18,599 That sound. 674 02:00:18,600 --> 02:00:19,600 Are you hearing that sound? 675 02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:24,660 Sorry, I know they look like ears, but they're really not. What did you say? 676 02:01:30,880 --> 02:01:32,280 Hey! 677 02:01:40,380 --> 02:01:41,380 Hey! 678 02:02:02,120 --> 02:02:04,920 Thank you. 679 02:02:27,820 --> 02:02:28,900 You're not done with me yet. 680 02:02:29,320 --> 02:02:31,240 You're not done with me yet. 681 02:02:31,660 --> 02:02:32,660 Yeah. 682 02:02:33,520 --> 02:02:35,120 Nice and fucking wet like that. 683 02:02:36,620 --> 02:02:37,620 Yeah. 684 02:03:09,350 --> 02:03:13,650 Come on, fuck me like the world depends on it. Yeah, fuck me like the world 685 02:03:13,650 --> 02:03:14,650 depends on it. 686 02:04:10,860 --> 02:04:17,100 Oh, my fucking God. 687 02:04:41,599 --> 02:04:44,100 Here, baby, give it to me. Yeah. 688 02:04:44,540 --> 02:04:45,540 Oh. 689 02:04:46,460 --> 02:04:48,400 Fuck. God damn it. 690 02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:49,600 Yeah. 691 02:04:50,880 --> 02:04:51,880 Oh. 692 02:04:52,460 --> 02:04:53,460 Yeah. 693 02:04:54,820 --> 02:04:57,940 More with that fucking dickie. Yeah. Yeah. 694 02:04:58,400 --> 02:05:00,540 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 695 02:05:00,880 --> 02:05:01,900 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 696 02:05:02,720 --> 02:05:04,960 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 697 02:08:40,920 --> 02:08:42,860 Only Amazon's as wild as you. 698 02:08:43,660 --> 02:08:45,860 No. That's a good one. 699 02:08:47,200 --> 02:08:48,540 No wonder you're the boss. 700 02:08:52,520 --> 02:08:55,480 Not everybody fucks like a warrior. 701 02:08:58,240 --> 02:08:59,240 Yes, it is. 702 02:09:00,170 --> 02:09:01,990 Fuck me, Bruce. Yes, yes, yes. 703 02:09:07,890 --> 02:09:08,890 Oh, 704 02:09:10,930 --> 02:09:12,010 open your throat. 705 02:09:14,370 --> 02:09:15,950 Swallow the Green Lantern's mite. 706 02:09:42,060 --> 02:09:43,380 No, no, no. 707 02:09:44,360 --> 02:09:47,360 Oh, no, no. 708 02:10:15,810 --> 02:10:16,810 That fucking is great. 709 02:11:34,030 --> 02:11:35,030 I don't know. 710 02:12:26,240 --> 02:12:27,240 Yes, 711 02:12:28,780 --> 02:12:29,780 yes, yes. 712 02:12:41,580 --> 02:12:42,580 You want a fucking flash? 713 02:12:42,660 --> 02:12:43,660 Yeah. 714 02:12:43,920 --> 02:12:45,360 I'm so bad pussy, Barry. 715 02:12:47,560 --> 02:12:50,600 You don't have to go around, Barry. 716 02:12:55,300 --> 02:12:56,300 Whoa, 717 02:12:56,960 --> 02:12:57,960 whoa, whoa. 718 02:13:24,140 --> 02:13:25,220 Come on, Barry. 719 02:13:25,900 --> 02:13:28,620 You're doing such a good job, Barry. 720 02:13:29,100 --> 02:13:30,520 Maybe you should be in charge. 721 02:13:32,720 --> 02:13:34,640 How fast can you go? 722 02:13:35,140 --> 02:13:37,720 Yeah, should we hook real fast? Yes, yes. 723 02:14:31,040 --> 02:14:33,320 Oh, my 724 02:14:33,320 --> 02:14:42,580 God. 725 02:19:28,650 --> 02:19:30,889 Show me what you have deep inside of you. 726 02:21:43,550 --> 02:21:45,610 Seems so much good in you. 727 02:21:56,650 --> 02:21:58,230 We could really save this planet. 728 02:21:58,690 --> 02:22:01,010 Starting to see why they call you Wonder Woman. 729 02:22:10,290 --> 02:22:12,690 You know, whatever it takes, Kate. 730 02:22:17,310 --> 02:22:24,250 We stand 731 02:22:24,250 --> 02:22:25,250 for something. 732 02:22:26,700 --> 02:22:30,400 We stand for men, women, and their children. 733 02:22:30,940 --> 02:22:36,720 They must no longer fear abuse or violence or discrimination. 734 02:22:37,660 --> 02:22:41,960 All human beings have the right to live on this planet without threat, 735 02:22:42,120 --> 02:22:48,240 regardless of the color they were born with, the gender that they were born to, 736 02:22:48,460 --> 02:22:50,440 or the religions that they practice. 737 02:22:51,520 --> 02:22:56,650 And we are here to protect them, to unite them, them. 738 02:22:57,210 --> 02:23:00,330 But how can we do that if we can't even unite ourselves? 739 02:23:02,570 --> 02:23:04,990 An army is coming, gentlemen. 740 02:23:05,670 --> 02:23:08,410 And this is the time to show who we are. 741 02:23:09,370 --> 02:23:16,070 We may have lost Superman, but we have not lost our ideals, our 742 02:23:16,070 --> 02:23:17,070 purpose. 743 02:23:19,390 --> 02:23:20,930 You need a leader? 744 02:23:21,390 --> 02:23:23,030 Then I will lead you. 745 02:23:24,650 --> 02:23:25,730 Stop whining. 746 02:23:26,110 --> 02:23:27,430 Stop hiding. 747 02:23:28,330 --> 02:23:29,810 Stop anything. 748 02:23:30,710 --> 02:23:32,010 It's time. 749 02:23:32,490 --> 02:23:35,310 It's time for us to come together. 750 02:23:35,550 --> 02:23:37,210 Pretty sure we just did. 751 02:23:40,750 --> 02:23:44,550 Yes, we should... We should do that. 752 02:23:49,190 --> 02:23:51,810 Cal, I knew you'd come. 753 02:24:02,890 --> 02:24:03,890 Hello, Diana. 754 02:24:04,410 --> 02:24:05,410 Bruce. 755 02:24:06,750 --> 02:24:09,690 Seriously? Did you forget where the front door was? 756 02:24:10,150 --> 02:24:11,770 Or do you just like to make an entrance? 757 02:24:12,890 --> 02:24:19,870 Hey, I'm Barry. I just wanted to say that that is 758 02:24:19,870 --> 02:24:23,070 just a really cool -looking costume you got there. 759 02:24:25,010 --> 02:24:26,010 Sorry, Diana. 760 02:24:26,590 --> 02:24:28,910 Looks like the almighty leader is back. 761 02:24:33,420 --> 02:24:35,640 Are you ready to lead us to certain death? 762 02:24:37,800 --> 02:24:39,900 Oh, I'll lead you. 763 02:24:40,680 --> 02:24:42,640 But first you need to realize what I already have. 764 02:24:43,620 --> 02:24:45,000 Earth does not deserve me. 765 02:24:45,680 --> 02:24:46,860 Does not deserve us. 766 02:24:48,620 --> 02:24:50,840 This planet is rotten down to its core. 767 02:24:51,320 --> 02:24:56,740 No matter how much we protect them, or love them, they just create more hate, 768 02:24:56,920 --> 02:24:59,840 more fear, and more chaos. 769 02:25:02,190 --> 02:25:04,570 So if that's what they want, I'll give it to them. 770 02:25:05,450 --> 02:25:09,410 Metropolis, Gotham, I'll destroy them all. 771 02:25:10,770 --> 02:25:12,570 Together, we can teach them. 772 02:25:13,410 --> 02:25:16,190 Humanity needs to learn a lesson, and we can lead them. 773 02:25:17,610 --> 02:25:20,790 My friend, Darkseid is not the enemy. 774 02:25:23,750 --> 02:25:25,190 Well, that was awkward. 775 02:25:27,410 --> 02:25:28,410 Wait. 776 02:25:28,690 --> 02:25:30,350 Am I, like, missing something here? 777 02:25:33,160 --> 02:25:34,160 I can't believe this. 778 02:25:35,780 --> 02:25:37,900 Cal, the people in this world look up to us. 779 02:25:38,400 --> 02:25:39,520 They listen to us. 780 02:25:40,440 --> 02:25:41,980 But they need to be inspired. 781 02:25:42,840 --> 02:25:47,240 And let's face it, Superman, the last time you inspired somebody is when you 782 02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:51,260 begged Bruce to steal Kryptonite for you so you could hide inside of your pain. 783 02:25:53,080 --> 02:25:54,080 Pain? 784 02:25:55,000 --> 02:25:56,300 What do you know about pain? 785 02:26:04,840 --> 02:26:06,900 I know a good deal about that, Clark. 786 02:26:07,420 --> 02:26:08,500 Don't call me that. 787 02:26:08,800 --> 02:26:10,340 It's been three years. 788 02:26:11,340 --> 02:26:13,040 Three years since you died. 789 02:26:13,900 --> 02:26:15,120 I know the pain. 790 02:26:16,200 --> 02:26:18,680 The anguish of losing someone you love. 791 02:26:19,140 --> 02:26:20,460 You never get over it. 792 02:26:21,300 --> 02:26:23,800 But you can't let it consume you. 793 02:26:24,540 --> 02:26:27,020 The world can't afford it, and neither can you. 794 02:26:29,800 --> 02:26:30,800 Lois was pregnant. 795 02:26:44,200 --> 02:26:45,200 I thought you couldn't. 796 02:26:45,500 --> 02:26:46,640 Well, maybe I could. 797 02:26:48,640 --> 02:26:50,120 Or maybe it was yours. 798 02:26:52,240 --> 02:26:53,660 You think I didn't know, Bruce? 799 02:26:55,500 --> 02:26:57,280 Your betrayal was so cheap. 800 02:26:57,560 --> 02:26:58,560 So low. 801 02:27:00,140 --> 02:27:01,460 What a human trait. 802 02:27:02,040 --> 02:27:03,080 Even your run. 803 02:27:03,300 --> 02:27:04,940 And your mask can't hide that. 804 02:27:08,440 --> 02:27:10,040 We all wear masks, Clark. 805 02:27:14,320 --> 02:27:15,340 I'm not gonna ask again. 806 02:27:16,840 --> 02:27:17,840 Join me. 807 02:27:18,780 --> 02:27:21,600 Together with Darkseid, we can make this world great again. 808 02:27:41,640 --> 02:27:42,860 I don't think so.